Find me

I’m all over the Internet—but still capitalizing “Internet.” You can find me at ealiasalim (at) gmail (dot) com and also on:

iconmonstr-linkedin-5-240LinkedIn: Here you can read a flippant, patchy version of my resume. Know that it excludes my extensive experience shoveling horse manure. (Or does it?)
iconmonstr-instagram-10-240Instagram: “Does it not contradict the English indifference to the arts? Not really, because it is found in people who have no aesthetic feelings whatever.”—George Orwell
iconmonstr-tumblr-5-240 (1)Tumblr: It’s difficult to say what’s less cool: that I write myself book reviews or that I put them here as well as on Goodreads.

I write for a living as well as for fun. You can find portfolio samples of my twee, pun-laden marketing copy at, if not here.